For some reason, there's a great deal of people who either think I'm gay, or are unsure as to where my sexual preferences lie. Every day I get asked the same question, "Butters... Are you gay?" I'm going to set this straight, once and for all.
I
LOVE
MEN.
Just kidding... or am I? Nah, "I love the pussy," it's true. Creampie for me all day long. Anyways I gotta go suck some dick, or get muffed up, you decide.
Love, Butters.
Okay serious time; Contrary to popular belief, I'm not gay... or bisexual... or trisexual..or pentasexual... I'm .. wait for it... heterosexual. So now that we've got that out of the way, I'm going to answer another big question.
Some guys like brunettes. Some guys like asians. Some guys like old women with saggy boobs. I, however, have a thing for blondes. Why? I'm not sure. They just "tickle my fancy" as I find them quite "dandy," but hey! Perhaps you could change all that. That's right, *YOU*. Perhaps, you could make history.
Anyways, night all.
Butters.
P.S.S. Dyeing your hair black is also cool with me.
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