For some reason, whenever I get off my computer, I'm extremely clumsy for the next few hours. It's almost as if my body's like "WTF, get your ass back inside that machine - we need it to survive.." or "you don't belong out here!" or something along those lines. Excuse me as I go make myself a toastie.
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So... the stupid cheese packet wouldn't open. I kept trying to melee it but it wouldn't budge. There was only one more option; knife it. I pressed "1" to switch to my combat knife and attempted to disembowel the top of the packet. Fuck! I screamed as the contents of the packet sprayed against the kitchen wall. After admiring my handiwork, I proceeded to put the remainder of the cheese that hadn't exploded between two slices of bread, before putting it between two big sheets of burning hot metal.
Oh shit I can hear it squealing. BRB
Ok, so it turns out toasties are ready in like 2-3 mins. A a result of leaving it there for like 5mins, I returned to find the cheese had escaped from it's cell and was now bubbling in a big pool. With a fork I had to scrape it up and put it on top of the toastie. I think it was the best tasting cheese toastie ever.
Anyways, I'm off to dispose of the evidence.
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