Awkward Last Words

My dear mother is watching a movie in the other room. I decided to go say, "Hi", and sit next to her for a bit. Soon as my ass touches the seat, bang!, hardcore sex scene with some black guy slamming this other random (coloured) girl.
"Yes Daddy! Hit my spot", she screamed over and over again as my mother and I shifted nervously.
"Yes right there, that's my spot! You're hitting my spot!"
Yes, it was extremely awkward. And it remained that way long after it had finished. I would have left straight away but I got excited.

Don't ask,

Butters.