Run

Everyone's talking to me but I can't be bothered so I'm just gonna go eat maltesers and skittles in front of the telly. They'll never find me there.

Butters.

Holiday Parade

It's holidays.
And
I'm capped.
So,
don't expect very many posts
Because I can't
be bothered.

Butters.

Set Phasers To Stun

I got three votes (that's the most) at Lacrosse today. I really don't see how I got them; my passing was shocking, I could barely make it from one end to the other and I screwed up quite a few times. Regardless, I'm pretty proud of myself.

The game was a bit of a joke, we were missing our best shooter yet we still owned them like 20+ - 0. Last quarter, the coach decided to chuck all the defence onto the midfield, they got excited and ended up scoring a few goals each before the coach decided to put them back on the defence line as they were getting silly. I scored around three goals, decked like 3 people, and stripped a few more.

On a different note, here's two of my favourite songs at the moment, both by Taking Back Sunday. I haven't stopped listening to these guys recently, they somehow turn the boring-est situations into a real party.

What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost - Taking Back Sunday

MakeDamnSure - Taking Back Sunday

I'm off,
tired as hell,

Butters.

Stronger

Although we only had four people at training today, we still had an alright run. It's sad that we struggle for numbers as we have some of the best players in the competition. Anyways, after training, we stayed back and decided to take some shots. I really surprised myself then as I kept hitting corners and the occasional bar. So I've decided that during this school break I'm really gonna try and improve on my shooting and my fitness. My arms are gonna look like tree trunks by the time I go back to school.

Here's two today

A catchy number by AM Kidd, good to chillax to.

Getaway Spaceship - AM Kidd

And one by Hopes Die Last, that I haven't heard for ages.

Thanks For Coming (Acoustic) - Hopes Die Last

(These are hosted on mediafire so to download, click on the link and then work it out from there)

Butters.

Awkward Last Words

My dear mother is watching a movie in the other room. I decided to go say, "Hi", and sit next to her for a bit. Soon as my ass touches the seat, bang!, hardcore sex scene with some black guy slamming this other random (coloured) girl.
"Yes Daddy! Hit my spot", she screamed over and over again as my mother and I shifted nervously.
"Yes right there, that's my spot! You're hitting my spot!"
Yes, it was extremely awkward. And it remained that way long after it had finished. I would have left straight away but I got excited.

Don't ask,

Butters.

Land of Confusion

When I posted "Dashboard" by Modest Mouse, it was this song that I had in mind. It's so much better, I reckon.

The View - Modest Mouse

Enjoy,

Butters

P.S This is hosted on Mediafire so click the link and work it out from there.

2 Drunk 2 Drive

My mum calls me every morning at about 7 to wake me up. This forces me to leave the comfort of my bed and enter the cold embrace that is Melbourne's weather. Although, sometimes I decide the warmth of my bed seems more enticing than school and I get back into bed. Most of the time I'll stay awake but I am known to - on occasion - fall back asleep. This morning was one such morning.

Waking up at ten to eight, I rushed out of bed and hopped into the shower. With only around 20min to get ready I decided not to wash my hair. Then I got out of the shower and ate my breakfast over some YouTube and MSN before racing to school.

Nothing very interesting happened today apart from that except for when my friend threw a chair at the ground and it broke. We then put the chair back together and put it under some poor unsuspecting person's table. Just as he walked in someone shouted "Teacher's coming!" and we all bolted to our seats. He dived into his seat and the exact moment our teacher came in it fell apart and he fell off his seat. The teacher blamed him for breaking the chair :)

Just one song today, my favourite Brokencyde song, about the only one that isn't about "pimps and hoes" and "btichin' joints".

I'm Sorry I Am - Brokencyde

A Lover's Complaint

Sick, I'm going to The Getaway Plan again, and this time I'll know the words :)

Butters, out.

The Webs We Weave

That's Escape The Fate when they were good.
This is Escape The Fate after Ronnie Radke left.


What's the difference? Well when Radke left, former Blessthefall singer, Craig Mabbit, filled the void and since then, ETF have lost their former grunginess / "edge" that made them so great. Although, having said this, Mabbit hasn't ruined the band but rather is taking them along a different path.

Here's a two for a bit of a comparison, both of which have videos

First is our Radke song:

Not Good Enough For Truth Or Cliche - Escape The Fate

And now for the Mabbit song:

Something - Escape The Fate

Sure, there's "Ashley" which was sung by Mabbit, but Radke *IS* Escape The Fate.

Ashley - Escape The Fate

For those who don't know already, Ronnie left the band after being involved in a fight where one of his friends ended up killing someone. Although all charges against his friends were dropped, Radke was put on probation for five years. His departure upset most of Escape The Fate's fanbase but their first two releases, "There's No Sympathy for the Dead" and "Dying Is Your Latest Fashion", remain as a tribute to Radke's undenyable talent.

Thanks For Coming

Ok, so...
All the year 9 classrooms are getting refurbished over the holidays. Macs, new lockers, new carpet and the walls are getting redone with wood lining the walls up to about a meter and a half. I can't wait to see the finished job as they look like shit (worse than my room) at the moment. The walls are covered in stained carpet, kicked in lockers, and random food scraps and pieces of a laptop stolen from some kid at Wesley lie scattered around the room. Maybe I'll enjoy going to school a bit more next term. Maybe.

Anywhoo here's two songs for you today:

First up is a nice little upbeat number by Modest Mouse. Good stuff when you're out riding.

Dashboard - Modest Mouse

And here's a song that takes me back to last year (I think). Demi I believe I have to thank you for this one. In fact, I think you got me into all this stuff so a round of applause for Dem.

*crowd cheers*

Cute Without The E - Taking Back Sunday

But yeah, Taking Back Sunday, Cute Is What We Aim For, Escape The Fate, that's what really started it for me - besides a genuine hate for what was on the radio which became shit after my favourite host left. Lowieee come backkkk.

Until next time,


Butters.

Give It To Me Baby

hxc mosh dancing


Just before The Getaway Plan started their set, the photographers were taking photos of the crowd, several of which I believe I was in. Now, everywhere I look, I can't seem to find *any* of the photos from Saturday which sucks because I would love to have them. Drop us a message if you see any.

Also I wouldn't mind seeing some pics of the guys at House vs Hurricane HXC dancing. Just watch that kid go (above).

I'm off to do my Maths homework now, and yes, it's still ringing,
Butters.

Cut It Out

I've waited 3 days for it to go away but yet the ringing persists. That monotonous droning has been hounding me all day and night, following me everywhere I go. The only thing that eases it is music. Wonderful music. The only remedy is more of what caused the ailment. Sounds a little like a drug. No, it feels like a drug.

I just realised that I finished my story about last Saturday so I'm gonna leave it here with a song for one of my best buds, Dem, and two of my faves by The Academy Is... Hopefully I'll be seeing them in August, I just need to find someone to go with me.

Shadows - The Getaway Plan

Ghost - The Academy Is...

Summer Hair Forever Young - The Academy Is...

It Hurts

The ringing will not stop! Do you know how your ears ring after a show? Well mine have been ringing since at least like like 8 hours ago and it's getting worse now :S It's becoming quite unbearable, almost to the point where I'm doubled over clutching my head in agony.

Wish me luck,

Butters.

Pleasure Me Please

Here's a little acoustic gem by Coheed and Cambria.

The Faint of Heart(Acoustic) - Coheed and Cambria

For your musical pleasure,

Butters.

My Ears Are Ringing.

Today was amazing. First I got lost on my way to my lacrosse match. Stupid Google Maps let me down and gave me directions to "Heidelberg Plaza" which was about 30min from the grounds. Then we lost after the team fell apart. Our best shooter broke his hand a couple days earlier, our goalie got injured and our best face-off had to jump in goals, not to mention we only had one on the bench!

After losing the game, I raced back home and got ready to head to the city to catch The Getaway Plan, and The Amity Affliction. We got there late-ish but luckily they hadn't started. So we watched the two supporting acts from the near the edge of the mosh (I really regret not getting in there during Amity's set as they were insane) and finally decided to get in there at the start of TGP.

The show opened with some band called "Ioney" or something like that. People threw coins and phones at them for a while before the band got angry and had a go at some people. One guy hit his microphone just after he had asked the crowd to try and not hit them in the face or their instruments.

Next was Amity who I shall be seeing again in a few weeks. I liked them the best; their excellent combination of singing and screaming was truly amazing. And the keyboard! - it added so much to their set. I never knew they had a keyboardist until today.

In the mosh, Bread threw me up like three times which was sick. My first time crowd surfing; it's impossible to explain but I've got to say it's honestly the most amazing thing. All those people holding you up there, pushing you closer and closer to the band until you hit a weak spot and you get dropped before some kind individual catches you and begin shoving everyone around again.

By the end of the show, we were drenched with water (the security guys had been spraying us with water) and sweat. Couple this with cold air and a fair bit of wind and you have two incredibly cold people. The two of us found ourselves shaking for the next few hours as we attempted to find the venue for House vs. Hurricane. Our journey consisted of a few wrong turns - as Google Maps let me down once again - , a visit to the local cop shop, a long wait at Ringwood station where we witnessed numerous fights break out, 10 year old runaways being escorted by police and station staff emptying vomit in plastic containers onto the tracks.

Anywhoo, after running into some guy who was also as late as us (we missed all supporting acts and only just managed to get there in time for the start of HvH's set.

The mosh there - although quiet small - was crazy. We walked in and were standing like 3 metres away from it only to find ourselves being hurled in there by some kids. Next thing I knew, I was thrown over the barricades only to be caught by the gentle hands of security :)

Here's a couple songs for you.
First up there's "Ashes" by The Getaway Plan. Everyone kept shouting it out, trying to get them to play it. You work out what all the fuss was about because I have no idea, although having said that, it is starting to grow on me.

Ashes (A Different Kind Of Mess) - The Getaway Plan

Next is another by The Getaway Plan that got everyone's hands up in the air.

A Lover's Complaint - The Getaway Plan

The next three are a little shout out to that lovely girl you know as "The-Work-Experience-Girl".

No Good At Saying Sorry (One More Chance) - The Early November

Baby Blue - The Early November

Decoration - The Early November

Part 2 coming soon need to sleep now, big day tomorrow.

Butters.

Oh btw, if you didn't already know, The Getaway Plan broke up and their final shows are tomorrow.

See Your Scars

Heres a slightly more tamed number by post-hardcore band Greeley Estates. It's definitely up there in my faves.

See Your Scars - Greeley Estates

Tired as fuck,
Butters.

HARRRRR!!!

That's you mum if you decide to come anywhere near my school tomorrow.

On the tram home, I thought about the contenders for my "Worst Day Ever." It was around 4:20 pm and I had only just got out from my multiple dets and I was all alone on the tram feeling like rubbish. Yes, today was definitely one of 'those' days.

1. Didn't do my Maths hw so I got kept in.
2. Got kicked out of English and brought the teacher to tears.
3. Got caught writing a class challenge on the whiteboard which involved the girl-who-was-doing-work-experience/one-of-the-teaching-aid's-sisters and getting her number; where the prize was $5.
4. Having the teaching aid go off at me about it.

"Do you know how sexist and derogatory that is? You disgust me."

If anything that was a fucking compliment.


And now my mother wants to come to school with me and make me apologise *again* in front of her to my teacher and that girl. If she tries that on me, there's no way I'm going to school. And if she decides to magically rock up at school? Fuck that I'm leaving. I've already apologised to that whore (my teacher) and I'm writing an apology to that girl.

Apparently, the next time I get in trouble she's going to pull me out of the school and send me to a public school like Hawthorne Sec or Ashwood. No chance, I'd rather not go to school. As far as she knows I've only been in trouble once before which was last term! We were fighting and I was like "The last time I fucking got in trouble was three whole months ago. Last term!" and she replied, "How often do you want to get in trouble!!!.." etc.

Seriously, go fuck yourself Mum.

My Baby

I just got a MicroKORG.
I'm pretty excited.
But.
I'm pretty tire right now.
So,
I'm gonna sleep now,
And write about it tomorrow.
Hopefully I'll figure out how to get it to pour out some raw electro rhythms.
Anyways.
Toodles.
Butters.

Warp 1.9 (Feat. Steve Aoki) - The Bloody Beetroots
For Demi because I'm such an awesome friend. Don't go to mm :)
(Yes this was the song we were playing in JB)
Butters.

Bread and I went to Chaddy today to see Terminator Salvation. For days I've been listening to people fight over whether or not it is Arnie in the new film. It's obviously not him! I don't see how some people can't see that. It's one of the most obvious things ever. He just looks so computerised. Also, Arnie's like old as now and he appears in the movie as looking quite young. Your all stupedd peoples.

It was a very good movie though.

Anywhoo, while waiting for the movie to start, we found ourselves walking around in JB Hi-Fi when we saw the stereos with ipod docks. A light flashed in our minds and we decided to annoy everyone in-store by 'testing' out the stereos. Within seconds we had some Bring Me The Horizon blaring out the speakers while we stood there headbanging. The looks on people's faces were hilarious as they looked on with disbelief at our silly charades.
After a while we moved on to some house and played Warp 1.9 by The Bloody Beetroots. It was so fucking funny as the intro finished and we pumped up the speakers.
One two! Woop woop! buhh buhhh buhh buhh :)

Next, we went over to the iPhones and I decided to use one to call my mother to get her to pick us up after the movie. After hanging up and proceeding to take a billion photos with the camera, someone called the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello"
"Hello?"
"Hello"
"Who is this?"
"See the person behind the sales desk? He's going to kill you in a moment."
As I heard that, I just dropped phone and walked off, leaving Bread behind. He decided to talk to the person but got the same message and followed me out of the store. I have to admit that I found that quite scary. Bread said he didn't but I believe he was lying.

Anywhoo, gonna do some coding now so bye byes.
Butters

Chick Chick Boom

Turns out the link I gave you for the guy shooting himself was wrong. I don't want to go back to that site so just go to the homepage and search "guy shoots himself"

"You're Fat. Don't Try And Sugarcoat It Because You'll Probably Eat That Too"

Monday was a public holiday.
I went to Chapel Street with some friends.
We went to KFC.
I looked at my friends phone.
And I found
A video of some super fat chick slamming some guy. It was fucking disgusting, he was like underneath all her rolls which were jiggling and flopping around. And her ass! Looked like two fucking boulders pressed together.
Lesson to be learned?
Chubby Chasing == NO

Oh yeah and I got my exam results today.
Religion = 72%
History = 77%
English = 81%
Science = 82%
Maths = 97.149253%
Not too sure about photography, haven't gotten that back yet. I'm hoping for 20%+ but I doubt that's going to happen.

Overall, I'm quite disappointed in my results; I got four questions wrong in my Maths exam! FOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS. :(
Oh well, sleep now. Playing u/18's tomorrow which is gonna hurt.

Nite,
Butters.

I hate you too.

Just for school don't mind me.

Genius1.cpp

mmm

I'm solving this puzzle,
That is your heart
With unbelievable scrutiny
I'm picking this apart

I Am The Machine

For some reason, whenever I get off my computer, I'm extremely clumsy for the next few hours. It's almost as if my body's like "WTF, get your ass back inside that machine - we need it to survive.." or "you don't belong out here!" or something along those lines. Excuse me as I go make myself a toastie.

(back)

So... the stupid cheese packet wouldn't open. I kept trying to melee it but it wouldn't budge. There was only one more option; knife it. I pressed "1" to switch to my combat knife and attempted to disembowel the top of the packet. Fuck! I screamed as the contents of the packet sprayed against the kitchen wall. After admiring my handiwork, I proceeded to put the remainder of the cheese that hadn't exploded between two slices of bread, before putting it between two big sheets of burning hot metal.

Oh shit I can hear it squealing. BRB

Ok, so it turns out toasties are ready in like 2-3 mins. A a result of leaving it there for like 5mins, I returned to find the cheese had escaped from it's cell and was now bubbling in a big pool. With a fork I had to scrape it up and put it on top of the toastie. I think it was the best tasting cheese toastie ever.


Anyways, I'm off to dispose of the evidence.

Holy Sheets

Morning all,
yeah that's right, it's 1:18AM. Why am I up this late? Well... I'm not feeling to well, and I got the urge to code. So after trying to unjumble a piece of code I wrote for like 40 mins I decided to rewrite it. More errors but a cleaner more understandable program for me so YAY :)

Those who've seen the movie 'Hackers' will recognise the picture above.
Yes, that's right, that's what came up every time they were inside a computer.
No, that's not what it looks like when you're hacking or coding.
Yes, it would be cool.
No, it's not going to happen.
All they do when they're hacking is fly little spaceships around and shoot each other which I believe is a tad weird.
Anyways I'm fucking tired.
Stupid V kept me up.
Night all...

Butters.

P.S Oh yeah and I was also watching people shoot themselves, have someone cut them up and pull their insides out and people getting hit by trains and electrocuted.
Guy shoots himself
Home Page for it
Seriously, that shit is the most fucked up shit I've ever seen. I'm not going to make jokes about beating off to that shit because like.... whoa.. eww.

Seriously. DON'T WATCH THEM.

for bread

Widespread in tropical areas, the blood-borne disease, 'Malaria' is usually contracted after being bitten by an infected mosquito. This is a common disease that usually results in symptoms such as fever, chills, light-headedness, shortness of breath, nausea and in some cases even comas or death. Malaria affects around 350-500 million people each year, killing anywhere between one and three million of them.

Due to the fact that mosquitos come out at night, people who live in ares where malaria is a problem usually put mosquito nets in place around the beds, doors and even windows to keep them safe at night as an alternative to the more expensive medication that can also be taken. Although, these nets are relatively cheap, many people cannot afford them and are at risk of contracting the virus. As such, Malaria is often associated with poverty.

Malaria is caused by a group of protozoan parasites which enter the bloodstream when an infected mosquito feeds on its host. The microbes get inside the red blood cells and multiply within them. Different species of the parasite have milder and stronger effects.

Various medications have been produced to help combat the disease. These consist of preventative drugs and 'antimalarial drugs'. Unfortunately for much of the world, attempts to create a vaccine have been unsuccessful.

The disease Malaria was once believed to be caused by bad air, hence the name which is Medieval Italian for "bad air'".

This Is The Future.

A really smart woman at the nursing home I went to was raving on one day to us about how much this transistor radio looks a lot like an iPod. I can finally see what she's talking about! She also showed us and talked to us about heaps of other stuff like Segways and contemporary architecture but it was really hard to take her serious because of her serious twitch and tremors.

Aren't I mean,

Butters.

P.S. I actually took her seriously unlike to of my friends whom I will not name!

Don't Mind Me, No One Goes On Here So I'll Use It To Put My Lyrics On So I Can Grab Them At School.

Star at Sea

The ship is sinking
The guilt is seeping through
Coming apart at the seams
There's no escaping this dream

Knee deep in water
but 'm drowning, it's true
I've taken this too far
And now I'm blaming you

One more chance to make it right
To hold our ground and take the fight
Show them we are

One more chance to ignite
With heads held high, the end's in sight
The shadow exists from afar
But up close, you're a star

Truth be told I don't know what to say,
Confusion keeps spinning in a brand new way
They it doesn't matter but we know it does
When the world falls apart it falls on us.


Yes in an ideal world, I'd make two songs out of this and revolve them around either ships sinking or stars and fire but no, I didn't have the time so yeah here we are. I guess it will have to do, as the performance is tomorrow and I don't want to change any more than I already have at fear of the phrases not working. And man I hate that chorus.

Oh well,
pressure == pure shit,

Butters.

Get That Meat In My Mouth, Boy

For some reason, there's a great deal of people who either think I'm gay, or are unsure as to where my sexual preferences lie. Every day I get asked the same question, "Butters... Are you gay?" I'm going to set this straight, once and for all.
I
LOVE
MEN.
Just kidding... or am I? Nah, "I love the pussy," it's true. Creampie for me all day long. Anyways I gotta go suck some dick, or get muffed up, you decide.

Love, Butters.

Okay serious time; Contrary to popular belief, I'm not gay... or bisexual... or trisexual..or pentasexual... I'm .. wait for it... heterosexual. So now that we've got that out of the way, I'm going to answer another big question.

Some guys like brunettes. Some guys like asians. Some guys like old women with saggy boobs. I, however, have a thing for blondes. Why? I'm not sure. They just "tickle my fancy" as I find them quite "dandy," but hey! Perhaps you could change all that. That's right, *YOU*. Perhaps, you could make history.

Anyways, night all.
Butters.

P.S.S. Dyeing your hair black is also cool with me.

The 50 Year Old Emo

My mother is an emo. In fact, I think she out-emos me. Don't ask why I think that, it's personal and I never should have mentioned it, but hey! that's fucking interesting don't you think :)

Smile,
Butters.

:O

Bitch, he posted!
I'm Mr. Procrastination, don't forget it.
grrrr
Butters.

Faking a sicky is quite boring

Hey guys, Bread here (yes, I still actually go on this blog :O),

Today I woke up and thought to myself "...Tuesday...School....No thanks".
So I got up, had breakfast then got back in bed.
When my mother realized what i was doing, she came in, pulled the covers off me and told me to "get my ass moving". I ignored her and waited for about half an hour before I got up and started my day doing absolutely nothing.

In a way it was worth it, because I had homework to do, but of coarse me being mr. procrastination, i didn't end up doing it.

Anyway, thats it from me.
Hopefully you achieved something from this.
Probably not.

Laters, Bread

Hi - Fi(ve)

I believe I may have seen Cog the other day, standing outside The Hi-FI with all their gear. Pretty cool ey'.

Back In The Day

Here's a good little number by French Alternative/Indie band, Phoenix, showcasing just a little bit more of their catchy electronic underlays than usual. Mainly posting this as a suggestion for my friend's myspace as a new profile song.

1901 - Phoenix

Your welcome, Butters.

Ding Dong

So, we only had one exam today which was our Science exam. It was easy, but way too long. I think I had like 5 questions left at the end of it, and if *I* hadn't finished the exam then I highly doubt there were too many others that did. Hopefully I got 80%+ on it.

The exam finished at 10 40 so we (my music group) decided to work on our song which is due tomorrow. While trying to set up the p.a for the microphone my music coordinator ran in and had a massive hissy-fit over the feedback which she thought was coming through the p.a. Little did she know, it was my friend Ding Dong's fault as he was playing guitar right next to his amp. But yeah, we got a massive explanation about how it works and stuff. She sounded all pissed off which scared the shit through me. Then she put a fuckload of pressure on me to test it out and my head exploded.
We had a good rehearsal after she left.

Then I went home.
Then I realised I left my music book at school.
Then I put my shoes on.
And went back to school to grab myself.
That was when... I saw ... her!
I was like "Hi Miss, just forgot something," and she was like "RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR" and I cried.

As I was leaving, I attempted to bid her farewell but all I heard was the muffled screams of the terrified children who she was scolding. I never saw those kids again.

Butters.

Oops I Did It Again

Yep, I just burnt hand with my hair straightener.
Exams.
Gotta Run.
Catch,
Butters.

Nom Nom Nom Nom

I don't know how I did it but it looks like I made it through the night okay.
Looking down at my scarred hands, I count one... two...three...five fingers;
good I'm in one piece.
Piece...
Piece of cake.
mmm.
Fuck that fat bitch gets to eat cake while I attempt to swallow my soggy weet-bix.
Well I know what I can have that will trump that anyday.
ICE CREAM! WITH ICE MAGIC (that chocolate stuff that hardens when you put it on)
Yep I'm going to have that for breakfast. And the best part of it all is knowing that she can't bend far down far enough to open her freezer door.
Yeah. Take that bitch.

Butters.

1 + 1 = 2 ..... Genius!

Oh yeah I forgot to mention. When I went to rinse my mouth, I turned the tap on to fill my cup with water, while simultaneously trying to rinse my mouth with the water from my *empty* cup. :D

Butters - being smart since '09

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've done my 5 mins of revision for my science exam.
I've brushed my teeth.
I got in bed.
I tried to sleep.
I couldn't sleep.
because....
MY HAND FUCKING HURTS OMG omgomgomgomgoOMGOMOMGDOJWTF AHHHH OUCHH OUHCWTFMAKEITSTOPIHAAHSURTHHSS SOOOM UCHHHH AHHHAHHHHHHHHJNALS:KDJKASASKLSFLJLANALA SEXXLKLSLKDKSLKLKTKILLL MEEEEEEELPLEASEEEITHURSTSSOMUCHHHHHHAHHHWOKWDWTFOMGAAHSHHDHAHSHHHD

Butters :'(

Damn Straight I'm Fucking Smart

So.. it's around 12am (that's at night) and I saw that my mum had left the iron on the table.
"Why'd my mother leave the iron on the table?" I asked myself. Usually she has the ironing board out and she'll have the iron sitting on it. So of course, me being me, I went up to the iron and stuck my hand on the underside to see if it was hot. Yes that's right, I wrapped my hand around a hot iron. It must've taken my body like 3 seconds to register the pain as my hand looks fucking retarded now; there's red and white lines criss-crossing my right hand. I'd take a pic and put it up but you pedos out there probably have hand fetishes and beat to that shit.

Okay let's recap. I grabbed an iron to see if it was hot. Wow, that's obviously the most logical thing to do. Anyways, I gotta go and run my hand under some more cold water now.

Sick Fuckers,
Butters.

Oh Look At His Scenie Weeny Emo Hair

Just love these guys. Think smosh but with scene/emo hair, tight jeans, and sweet band shirts (This video is a really bad example of how they dress and what their hair normally looks like).

Butters

Poor Guy...

Most people I know either look away when they walk past a homeless person. Some stare at them, which I think is just as bad. Imagine if you were that poor person, sitting on the ground; no money, no food, no warm bed at night - the last thing you'd want is to have one of my friends walk past you:

*sees homeless person*
"Oh my God!.. I love chocolate, I'm so full from all that fucking chocolate and KFC. I feel so sick, ehh, but it was soo good!"

She maintains that she didn't seem him there (pfft pretty hard to miss) but still, that has got to be one of the meanest things I've ever seen. Shame on you D***, shame on you...

Butters,

Slit Wrists? I Beat To That Shit!

My friend told me last night that she almost killed some pedophile with a hammer. He scared her so she hit him in the head with a hammer. What's even weirder is that she thought it was funny, and that the only thing that scared her was the blood... People these days... tut tut tut...

I don't what it is about what she did but it reminds me of these two songs. Why? I'm not going to tell you because I think it might offend the person if she reads this. But yes, I want a hair cut; stupid hairdresser bitch put my fringe on the wrong side.

Admit It!!! - Say Anything

I'm A Fake - The Used

Peace, Butters.

Save Me....NO

Ever been to the hairdressers and being rejected? No? Is that even possible? It was for Bread. We went to some asian hair salon and the woman was like "your hair's to short and curly, I'm sorry there's not really anything we can do with it." I'm pretty sure Bread cried himself to sleep last night. He really doesn't like his hair. Oh yeah, and my other best friend spilled pumpkin soup all over the kitchen floor.

Recently I just haven't been able to get enough of The Bloody Beetroots and The Toxic Avenger. What's that? Butters likes House, Electro and Dance music? Yes, well, as I previously have *not* mentioned, I like anything that's good. Here's a sick remix by The Toxic Avenger that made me wanna get up and move (which is a rare thing for a person as lethargic and moribund as I am).

Dance Music (The Toxic Avenger) - Sexual Earthquakes In Kobe

Your Mum

Oh look it's your mum.
Fuck! I just can't help myself. For some reason I've been making your mum jokes non-stop since like a week ago. Hopefully writing this will somehow help me overcome my affliction.

Here are some msn quotes from convos with Bread which cracked me up.

Butters:
she listens to rnb :(
Bread:
gross
Bread:
ditch man

(Bread's mum tries to convince him to move to NZ with them)
Bread's mum says:
*u will be the only kid who regularly goes to oz for a
holiday
Bread says:
*big fucking woop

Butters,

ps. yes that is fucking disgusting... not a very nice thing to say about your mum (there i go again) ROFLMFAOLOLTEEHEEE no.

Exams: Day 2

Maths = Aced it with 30mins to spare so I started drawing pictures and posing for the photography teacher.

History = Low 90%'s probably, went pretty good.

And to think I only revised for 5mins.

Might as well give you something to listen to, so, here's two.

If you typed Philmont into Google you'd probably get an American town called Philmont. Wow, wouldn't that sound cool as a band name? Christian Pop Punk band Philmont thought so. Just as they did when they named their debut album Oh Snap. Look up the lyrics if you like the song, it's great to sing along to.

The Difference - Philmont

Next up is a song by I Am Ghost. Catchy name, catchy song.
Killer Likes Candy - I Am Ghost

For those who have Religious Education this is what got me through my exam.

Exams: Day 1

*tick tock*
*tick tock*
*cough*
*tick tock*
*intense scribbling*
*chair sliding backwards*
*tick tock*
*pen falls*
*tick tock*
*it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell, when you walk my way, hope it gives you hell...*
*teacher grabs test and rips it up*

pheewww, lucky it wasn't mee :D

As usual, none/not much of the stuff that i revised for was on the actual exam. Didn't go too bad :S I hope.

Just a little something to keep you entertained. Can't get enough of these guys atm.



Butters,

You Make Me Rise

My future alchohol and drug abuse isn't funny, but that certainly is.

I'm going to prepare for my next exam a little better I reckon.
Oh well! :'(
Butters.
Again.
Bye.

Fuck I'm Gonna Fail

Title says it all. Yesh. I'm fucked.
Oh look, it's me in twenty years. ^
:(
Butters.

Last Minute Exam Revision ... or Myspace... ummmm?... Myspace!

http://www.distortionradio.com/

Well, it's the last day before exams and just as I was about to start my revision (I haven't revised at all... ever in my life) when I was blogging (I think) and I stumbled across that internet radio station. Usually there's really good stuff playing that I have never heard. Yes, there is *some* crapola on it but generally not too much.

GTG asian mother's harassing me so that I get an extra percent on my results.

Butters,

Their Balls Have *Not* Dropped

What's with post-hardcore bands with singers that sing *really* high having 6 band members? Off the top of my head there's Alesana, and A Skylit Drive. Their voices automatically give their tunes a bit more of a poppy-air to them, even if it is unintentional. Unlike powerpop, these guys let loose with lively arpeggios and vicious undertones guaranteed to get you excited.

Speaking of which, three songs for you today;

Two by A Skylit Drive

All It Takes For Your Dreams To Come True - A Skylit Drive

Wires and The Concept of Breathing - A Skylit Drive

And one by Alesana

Seduction - Alesana


I officially hate my teachers. My stupid friends all kept trying to take a bite of my sandwich and it sooned turned into them chasing me around the school (yes we're (they were, I was quite content eating my amazing sandwich) that bored at lunch). I'd run in front of various teachers, seeking refuge while I ate my food but they all scolded me for being in areas I wasn't supposed to be in, and for getting my attackers into headlocks - so I could take a quick bite. Not one single teacher came to my aid. It must have been twenty minutes before they relented and I was able to enjoy what was left of my sandwich which had been falling apart everywhere, only to be gobbled up by some sick freak in my class we call Trixie. I wasn't being selfish but, I can't just give one person some. If i did they'd all come at me like seagulls. So no, I had to sit through an hour long science test and go to hockey training with an empty stomach.


Butters


P.S And yes, it was a pretty fucking good sandwich.

I'm the Bread to the Butters

Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know that me, being Bread, does exist!
I have approximately 230 seconds... now 170 seconds to get off my ass, so I'll write back asap!